Dance of the 7 Veils... Veiled in Stupidity
Sword to shoulder with an expression like a gargoyle, oh brother! Sadly our witless leader does not realize that after this Sword dance, comes an escorted trip to the chambers of the harem and instructions on changing into women's dancing garb.
Then, the dance of the 7 veils (which Herodias's daughter in the Bible was supposed to have participated), will ensue for everyone's entertainment. He'll have nothing on Salome. However, NOW the big party REALLY starts when the Dance of the 7 Veils is completed and he's ushered into the tent of the leader, and ... um, boinked (wishing I dared used the more visceral term here)!!!
Clueless. Our leadership can't even speak a complete sentence and our foreign policy is based on neither intelligence nor education about either Middle Eastern, or Asian cultures (much less customs) and we are now sandwiched between the two - with them holding, all the gold. And among cultures, both are infamous for their ruthlessness. Oh my gawd.